Two-Way Travel to the Great Tang: I Take Little Sizi to Set Up Random Stalls

In the tenth year of the Zhenguan era, Empress Zhangsun fell gravely ill, and Princess Jinyang Li Mingda, known as Xiao Sizi, mysteriously disappeared.

Li Shimin's hair turned white overnight as he roared at the heavens, weeping blood.

Little did he know that, a thousand years later, on a rainy night,

Tang Yunxi was running a stall beneath an abandoned overpass when a bowl of heartbreakingly delicious egg fried rice led him to a feverish, unconscious little crybaby from the Tang dynasty.

Bound to the Myriad Worlds Random Street-Stall System, Tang Yunxi was forced to start an unconventional street-stall business to keep this little girl with no official records alive.

[The stall locations get more and more outrageous]:

He sells soul-returning wonton noodles outside a crematorium. Families finish their bowls in tears, thinking the deceased appeared in their dreams!

He sells premium spicy hot pot at Everest Base Camp. The frostbitten climbing team members brawl over a skewer of fish balls!

He sells super-strength stinky tofu at a national soccer match. Fans whose team loses eat it and somehow feel that life is full of hope!

[Delicious food makes people across past and present drool]:

Hugging her milk bottle, Xiao Sizi burps and says, “Father has never had fried chicken. How pitiful... Immortal big brother, let's bring him some!”

So, when Tang Yunxi has gathered enough energy, he takes the chubby, rosy-cheeked Xiao Sizi by the hand, climbs into a Wuling van, and arrives at the Taiji Hall in the Tang dynasty

[The Tang dynasty's world is turned upside down]:

A single modern fever-reducing pill saves Empress Zhangsun, and Li Shimin hails him as the reincarnated Shennong!

A bowl of red-braised pork makes Wei Zheng eat his memorial urging the emperor to change his ways!

A few acres of “high-yield potatoes” end the Tang dynasty's famine, while the Turks tremble at the sight of the Tang army's telescopes!

Watching Xiao Sizi teach the princes to play with drones, Li Shimin's eyes brim with tears.

“Imperial Preceptor! If you'll take me to the modern world for just one taste of that immortal delicacy called hot pot, I'll give you my empire... even my throne!”