【Reverse Business Management + Everyone’s Misguided Assumptions + System Cashback + Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment】
“Please, stop eating! This meat is burnt, and that’s dishwater!”
Lin Xian stared in despair at the long line outside his door, because
If he could burn through all 500,000 yuan of startup capital, he’d get a 50-million-yuan cash reward!
To achieve this grand goal of throwing money away, Lin Xian went to extraordinary lengths:
Location? An abandoned warehouse where even rats would get lost. The decor had a “war-ravaged Syria” theme!
Hiring? His assistant was the industry’s “death omen,” the kind of startup adviser who guaranteed failure. The chef was a “taste-bud assassin” who’d lost his sense of taste. The security guard was a “prison-hardened tough guy” whose glare could make children wet themselves!
Dishes? Charcoal-burnt braised pork, braised pig intestines gazing at the stars, and enough salt to kill you. One bite and you’re done, as in dead!
Service? Phones confiscated at the door. Eat if you want, or get lost. No smiling allowed. Smile and we dock your pay!
Everything was ready. Lin Xian sat back and waited for the business to close for good.
But then things suddenly started going in a very different direction…
