Good news: I traveled through time and became an emperor!
Bad news: It's a puppet and will be killed in the next second.
Worse news: The enemy has entered the city!
The powerful minister Zhao Gao threw the imperial edict in my face: "Trash, sign it!"
I tore up the edict with my backhand and kicked him over: "Who do you think you are?"
Zhao Gao drew his sword, and the civil and military officials in the court thought I was dead.
Result: I sent one away with an inkstone, and stabbed Zhao Gao through with a knife. Before he died, his eyes were full of "fuck".
Three thousand barbarian cavalry rushed into the city, and the loyal ministers cried and told me to run away.
I directly put on my armor and mounted my horse: "Why are you panic? Come and kill with me!"
The barbarian general laughed wildly, thinking that I was here to kill someone.
Result: I wiped out his entire army with two rounds of arrows, and tore off his head in a single fight.
(Inner complaint: No, why is it more tiring to be an emperor than to be a project manager? I don't want people to be able to fish!)
Just when I was ready to enjoy the life of an emperor.
"Report——! There is a strong man named Li Cunxiao outside the palace, who wants to take refuge with you by name!"
Me: "... Okay, this class is overtime!"
