The people of the Supreme Mystery Dao Sect fall silent. Their young sect master, Gu Xian, may really have practiced himself stupid. Others spend seven days struggling to comprehend a trace of sword intent, but he squats in the back kitchen watching the auntie toss a wok. After half a month, he solemnly declares, “This is the Great Dao.” The elders shake their heads, and the disciples take it as a cautionary tale. No one knows that a System is spamming notifications in Gu Xian’s field of vision: [After watching the wok toss 30,000 times, you have comprehended: Cosmic Toss, Physical Edition. Anything can be tossed, including your enemy’s flying sword.]
Gu Xian possesses a “Myriad Things Analysis System,” with one chance to attain enlightenment each month, which he can store up without limit. To avoid wasting them, he starts observing all sorts of absurd scenes in the cultivation world. Watching ants move house grants him [Ten Billion Avatars: Command of Divine Sense], letting him turn an entire army of ants into troops with a single thought. Watching a mortal butcher a pig grants him [Causal Deconstruction]: all things have patterns, and all can be cut in two with a single stroke. Watching mold grow wildly in a corner grants him [Law of Corrosion], which can make an enemy’s bonded treasure grow mold right before their eyes.
Then disaster strikes the sect. The Demonic Cult’s ancestor approaches the mountain gate with world-destroying power, while Gu Xian squats at the entrance, teasing a cricket with a little moldy stick. Facing a sky full of gods and demons, he only finds them annoying. “Get out of the way. I like the grain of this stick.” With a casual wave of the stick, the demonic ancestor shatters into dust. Only then do the others understand: Gu Xian isn’t stupid, he’s absurdly powerful.
[Lighthearted comedy] [Offbeat cultivation] [Sweet romance with a socially anxious junior sister]
“Senior brother, they’re fighting.”
“Leave them to it. Junior sister, look, doesn’t that cloud look like the cotton candy you ate yesterday?”
It's very interesting. The world of cultivating immortals has become a computer hard drive, and cultivating immortals has become data expansion and soaring, which is equivalent to uploading. The plug-in at the beginning has gradually turned into a detection technique. The protagonist's IQ seems to be set very high.
The idea is very good. It uses a modern scientific perspective to deconstruct the cultivation of immortality. The plot is swishy. The shortcoming is that it progresses too fast and there are not many words in total.
A very novel way of writing, jumping out of the traditional thinking of cultivating immortals
It's good-looking, and the subject matter is very novel. I've read two or three thousand novels, and this is the first time I've seen this type of novel.
So any game we play now and any novel we read actually means that our consciousness has become an immortal (in the cloud), and the fact that we play different games and read different novels at the same time is actually equivalent to joining the heavens and incarnating tens of millions of people to save suffering? 😄😄😄 The world has finally become what we imagined it to be.
Yaosula programmer writes a novel 🤦
Novel, really novel 😏 This is too cybernetic, almost like a cybernetic immortal 😂
It's a good-looking, very interesting book [laughs][laughs][currently in development]
A different perspective on cultivating immortality
Hey, the setting is novel and a bit interesting. It's fun to watch, but it dances a bit fast. It looks good, you all want to watch it