You Asked Me to Tame Beasts, So Why Did I Get a Rock Pregnant?

“Su Bai, why did you touch that rock?” “I was just poking it by accident, and it got pregnant. Do you believe me?” After transmigrating into the age of beast taming, Su Bai awakens a bizarre talent: as long as his finger makes contact, anything can become “pregnant”! He looks at a rock by the roadside and reaches out with his wicked finger… And then everything goes off the rails: Poke a rock → give birth to **【Lava Behemoth】**, which smashes the Mountains of the Gods with one punch! Poke a monkey → conceive **【Chaos Ape】**, which pierces the thirty-third heaven with one staff strike! Poke a water snake → transform it into **【Apocalyptic Black Dragon】**, which devours the Abyssal Demon God in a single gulp! Su Bai looks at the “old, weak, sick, and disabled” filling his house and sighs. “How are we supposed to get by with a lineup like this?” That is, until an Empress from another world shows up with her entire family in tow. Seeing the apocalyptic divine beasts standing guard before Su Bai, all of humanity loses its mind: “Big brother! You call that weak? Your pets are about to stomp the Earth flat!”