The first thing Liu Ruyan did after being reborn was rush to the educated youth station and slap Xiao Chusheng's handsome face from both sides.
“This slap is for the shirt you made me buy with the thirty yuan I lent you!”
“This slap is for making me steal the food coupons from home so I could subsidize you when you went to the countryside!”
Xiao Chusheng clutched his face, dumbfounded. How had the fool who used to cater to his every whim suddenly...
But the biggest shock was yet to come.
Liu Ruyan turned and threw herself into Ji Boda's arms. “Honey, I'll make you a double portion of braised pork tonight!” The wrench in Ji Boda's hand clanged down onto his foot.
“...Did you take the wrong medicine?”
It wasn't until he came home late after work and saw his wife counting money and swearing to the moon that he understood:
“I, Liu Ruyan, will write my surname backward if I don't squeeze every last cent out of Xiao Chusheng in this life!”