The Child of Destiny? Talk-no-jutsu is just too boring for me.
Becoming Hokage? In the end, I'd still be a miserable wage slave. That's the exact opposite of what I've always wanted!
Do what you want, live freely and without restraint. That's my ninja way!
Defeat a ninja and earn points, then use them to get powerful skills?
Watch me command water and fire, eat Wind Style for breakfast, drink Lightning Style for dinner, and top it off with Flying Thunder God
Danzo? Sorry, your Sharingan is worth a lot. I'll take your head.
Akatsuki? You're the ones challenging me!
Uchiha Obito? Perfect. I've still got a score to settle with you.
Becoming a rogue ninja? I couldn't care less. The Five Great Ninja Villages are coming after me? Heh, you guys want to dance too?
