
After Learning to Understand Animals, the Internet’s Most Hated Nobody Became a Star
听懂兽语后,全网黑小糊咖翻红了
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- Completed
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- 758k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
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- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- English
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- A Has-Been Who Speaks Beast Language Leads All Beasts to Defend the Nation's Borders糊咖会兽语,带领万兽守国门Alternate title on Fanqie
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Ah, this is seriously amazing! It's a complete brainless, feel-good novel. While there are a few exaggerated plot points that really test your intelligence, there aren't any major flaws. It's also the only beast-speaker novel I've ever read that extends private abilities to public ones, and even has the government enact and strongly promote animal rights protection.
It's passable; all the plot points are classic: a vicious boss, a chauvinistic online troll, a strangely nice actor, and a manipulative woman trying to whitewash the innocent girl. Sorry, but I couldn't stand the manipulative woman's double-dealing in the camp. Maybe the first antagonist being a woman is a classic female-oriented trope.
The content is very enjoyable and can definitely be read as a light novel. The female lead is also very capable, and it's definitely a no-romance story. The later descriptions of the male characters' melancholy are unnecessary and would become tedious if written too much.
Super beautiful The female lead's baby is so handsome! Author, don't overwork yourself, and don't rest, update soon! It's especially meaningful to read the author's love for animals and nature in his article. A very meaningful and enjoyable read! It raises awareness about animal safety while also being a very satisfying read. I really like it
This movie made me cry; I cried the whole time in the middle of it! ꒦ິ^꒦ິ! Watching Jiang Jiu go from returning to awakening, she shouldered her responsibilities and became a pioneer for humanity. She was helpless because there was no one on this path. But later, she met the Time Agent in Changbai Mountain. She learned about the laws and the secrets of the Heavenly Dao.
I stayed up all night to finish this novel. It has fantasy elements and no romantic subplot. The author's writing is expansive and feels very realistic. The harmonious coexistence of humans and animals, and the animal translator, were particularly moving. Reading those parts left me speechless. Overall, it's a very worthwhile novel to read. Although it can be a bit cheesy and awkward at times, it's truly excellent. I highly recommend this book if you're ever looking for something to read!
It's not bad. The author combines different elements. The first 130 chapters use a fairly old-fashioned combination method: entertainment industry, understanding animal language, celebrities participating in shows, and crime-solving, etc. But the author doesn't make it monotonous at all. Although it's a common plot arrangement, the plot descriptions are not monotonous, repetitive, or bland.
So far, I've gotten to the part about the strange phenomena in Changbai Mountain. There's no romantic pairing, no unnecessary dialogue, and it doesn't drag on. The main character isn't a ninja either. I really enjoyed the part about the aquarium. Overall, it's really good. I glanced at other readers' ratings, and they were all high scores. I don't know why the overall rating is so low...
I actually finished it in one go!!!! Note that this review may contain spoilers, so if you don't like spoilers, you can skip it!! At first, I thought this novel was a bit low because of its 6-something rating, so I just clicked on it casually to kill time. But the more I read, the more addicted I became.
I think it's incredibly good ovo. It's the best book I've ever read that explains animal language QvQ. The initial soul-swapping plot isn't really a case of a cuckoo taking over another's nest, so it's easy to read without any psychological burden (I won't go into details to avoid spoilers ovo). Keep up the good work, author!!!