Hardcore ATM Withdrawal: Must a Person in a Vegetative State Be Present? Absolutely!

"You must be present in person, undergo facial recognition, and nod in person." The bank lobby manager pointed to the regulations, his face all business. My cousin, a tough guy, didn't hesitate and made a phone call. Ten minutes later, the siren of an ambulance echoed throughout the entire financial district. Four paramedics pushed me, covered in tubes, on a ventilator, and unconscious, straight into the bank lobby. "Make way! Make way! I'm here!" My cousin blocked the counter with the trolley, pointing at my pale face: "Here you go, I've brought you here! You still need to nod, right?" He grabbed my hair.