Cultivating Immortality? I'd Rather Lie Flat!

[Synopsis] The entire cultivation world is laughing at Lin Fan, the new recruit of the Demon Cult: her aptitude is rock-bottom, she spends all day sprawled around her cave dwelling doing nothing, and she can’t even be bothered to touch a sword. Even the Demon Cult elders think she’s an embarrassment! Nobody knows she has an outrageous “Lie Flat and Cultivate System”: lie around long enough and her cultivation rises automatically; slack off and clock in to claim top-tier magic treasures for free. She doesn’t push herself to the brink, fight for her life, or endure long periods of closed-door cultivation. She gets ahead by lying flat!

After unexpectedly taking control of the Qingyun Sect, she lies flat her way to overwhelming dominance. She tames a top-tier Shadow Leopard, while her Lingyun Sword upgrades itself into a Heaven-tier treasure. She sends her pet and magic treasures to put down a sect rebellion and holds off the combined forces of five sects! She casually breaks a spirit-trapping formation, controls the entire battlefield with the Blackwind Demon Banner, and lets the Lingyun Sword automatically reap the lives of Void Refining experts. She never has to lift a finger, yet wipes out the enemy and slays a peak-stage ancestor while lying down!

From being mocked as a lazy good-for-nothing to crushing the Tianyan Sect and ruling the entire region, she eventually lies flat her way to the pinnacle of idleness, where even the Heavenly Dao has to serve her tea! This is outrageous and immensely satisfying. See how this master of doing nothing wins across the immortal and demonic realms!