Becoming a Peerless, Immortal Grand Eunuch in The Outcast

[No paying people to inflate ratings, no wasting time on pointless things, and no fear of bad reviews] Luo Fu woke up one day to find he had become the chief eunuch of the Directorate of Ceremonial in the Great Wu Kingdom. He commands the Crossing Heart Court and is the emperor's personal attendant, truly The Outcast, beneath only one man and above ten thousand! But there's one problem: he's incomplete! Facing the irascible emperor, he changes his expression as swiftly as a Sichuan opera performer, all flattery and deference. Facing the court officials, his gaze is sharp as a blade, his manner stern and cold. Even the crown prince and the third prince have to steer clear of him. Emperor Zhou Xiao: “Luo Fu, without you, even my breakfast doesn't taste right!” Crown Prince Zhou Yaochen: “That old eunuch, relying on Father Emperor's favor, dares to act so arrogantly!” Third Prince Zhou Yaolin: “Eunuch Luo leaves no opening in anything he does. His depths are unfathomable.” Princes battling for the throne? Treacherous ministers in power? Aristocratic clans and powerful families? Experts nearing immortality? Luo Fu says: “You're thinking too small, your horizons are too narrow! I'm an immortal who can outlive every one of you. That makes me invincible.”