Tomb Raiding: From the Start, the Russian Bear Asked Me to Explore the Ezo King’s Tomb

What's it like to pose as a priest among the Soviets in the 1960s? An ancient tomb belonging to the Ezo kings suddenly appears. The Soviets can't handle it, so they send me? Fine, I'll go. But you won't be able to handle the treasures inside, so take my advice and let me deal with them! You want to pick a fight with a certain Eastern power? Why has the situation suddenly changed? The tanks are stuck in the swamp, and the soldiers have been captured. The Vietnamese monkeys keep switching sides? Then let's teach them a lesson. We'll flatten all the mountains in their country and dig out every last bit of ore. Then we'll let a flood wash over them, and that should about do it, right? Wait a minute, why are all these gorgeous women throwing themselves at me?