Honkai: Star Rail: Hey, Who's the One Accusing Me in Court?

[Honkai: Star Rail + Xianzhou Wardance + Overpowered Comedy + Multi-Character Interactions + Light Novel]

Also known as: “I’m Just a Warden Who Likes Looking at Legs. What’s the Problem!?”

After returning from a business trip, Ling Chen learned in the middle of the night about Destruction’s gift to the Luofu.

He’d just had a fight with a Chaotic Medic. How could he possibly put up with that?

So he naturally headed to Adlivun, naturally got into a fight with Zephyr, and naturally…

Got glared at by Nanook!

Ling Chen: ???

No, you’re the Annihilation Gang’s Calamity. I’m with the Hunt, so what the hell are you looking at me for? Isn’t this basically NTR-ing Lan?

After witnessing his boss get into a feud with the head of the secondhand recycling center, Ling Chen returned to the Luofu Ten-Lords Commission, satisfied. As it happened, he ran into the Foxian royal family, who were trying to collude with the Borisin in pursuit of immortality.

With Jing Yuan dumping the job on him, the young man who had roamed the galaxy for years cracked his knuckles, a ferocious smile tugging at his lips.

“You brought this on yourselves!”

“Come on, let’s spar!”

“Hah, you’re suing me? Who in this courtroom dares accuse me?”

Knowing full well the ironclad rule that “when there’s danger, the Astral Express Crew is safest; when there’s no danger, the Astral Express Crew is most dangerous,” Ling Chen set out to safeguard the Wardance and, while he was at it, expose the mastermind behind everything.

“So you’re the one called Hoolay?”

“So you’re the one who colluded with the Borisin?”

“What do you mean, you’ve been framed? I don’t understand. Take it up with my Jiugé!”

(I’ve been reading a million words of novels every day for three months, and I’m finally starving to death. I’m back to writing!)