Honghuang: Born as a Celestial Cucumber, I Grow Stronger by Stealing Goddesses

After transmigrating to the Primordial World, Lin Qing becomes an utterly ordinary innate green cucumber at the foot of Buzhou Mountain. With a lowly origin and meager magic, he is at the very bottom of the Primordial World. But an accident forces him to become Xihe's antidote, activating the strongest Transformation System: claim the first time of a goddess of the Primordial World to unlock heaven-defying rewards! From then on, Lin Qing's cultivation takes a wildly different turn: Flirt with Xihe and gain a divine cultivation method, condensing the flame of faith; Lure Houtu and pass on the Sea of Bitterness Secret Realm technique, harvesting the Wu Clan's fortune; Scheme against Jin Feng and trade for a Chaos Demon God body, gaining control of the laws of space and time; Set a trap for Nüwa... The great powers of the Primordial World gradually realize something is wrong: Wait, where did the human race go?! The Three Pure Ones' path to sainthood is led astray, Jieyin and Zhunti's Western Teachings are stripped bare, and the immeasurable tribulation erupts ahead of schedule because of him... Hongjun berates the heavens: “I only went into seclusion for a little while. Where did this variable come from?!”