In a remote corner of the galaxy's eastern reaches lies a place called the Thick Earth Sector. Green isn't the color of choice there. The popular color is yellow, the color of loess. The Orks who live there have yellow skin and boiling blood, and instead of spending all day thinking about "Waaagh," they think about Brother Wa and Brother Xi.
I'm called "Hang." I'm the newest, fiercest boss of the Yellow Earth Tribe, and the one most likely to smash someone's skull right into their chest. We're nothing like those green-skinned bastards. All they know how to do is holler "WAAAGH! WAAAGH!" When we fight, we value "form" and "reason": the reason being to flatten the other guy.
We've been cooped up in this sector, sparring with ourselves for who knows how many years. The rules kept piling up, the fights got more and more boring, and we nearly forgot what a real battle felt like. Then one day, a huge crack split the sky, and a hell of a lot of "chaos" came pouring through.
I knew the time had come the moment I smelled it. I grabbed my "mountain-cleaving axe," kicked over the old fogies who kept yelling, "The rules of our ancestors must never change!" then leaped aboard my junk flagship, powered by a bronze cauldron, and bellowed to all the yellow-skinned boys:
"Look outside! The shrimp are fighting for their lives, the green skins are acting stupid, and the metal cans are just standing there! So many things begging for a beating, so many skulls that have never been cracked!"
"Follow me! I'll toughen up this soft, flabby galaxy! I'll show the greens what the true way is, show the shrimp what pain feels like, and let all those spooky things see what real grit looks like when it grows out of yellow earth!"
Our reasoning is simple: if you're a real man, you have to use your fists and your family
This is a Warhammer greenskin fanfic! Chinese green version! Let us have a happy Wa! ! !
Author, please keep up the good work! I'm sure this is your first graded book
Yes, yes 👍👍👍👍
It's not bad, but AI is used too much. The creativity is good. I would like to give you five stars to encourage you.
The idea is a good idea, but what the author wrote is too tiring to read, and it feels like an instruction manual (a book that explains how to use it) 🤭
The story has ups and downs, the plot is novel and eye-catching