Are You Kidding Me? Who Gets Their Soul Transmigrated into a Coffin?

[Dual transmigration + showbiz + wish fulfillment + comedy + wealthy-family revenge + variety shows] [Features a golden finger] Office worker Ren Yu never imagined that in his next life, he wouldn’t be born as a baby. He’d go straight into a coffin. And then his soul transmigrates into the funeral of his favorite celebrity, Ren Yu? [Ding! Your System is now online.] [Sorry, your life has been so miserable that the System has run away.] “? Seriously?” “Here I come, here I come! I’m Probability Pen, sent to give you a hand! I can change the odds!” Fine, fine, fine. So, at the press conference to clear her name, she faces a human roadblock guarding the door and delivers a direct thousand-year death strike, leaving chrysanthemums crushed everywhere. When the family of the person who murdered the original owner comes after her, she dresses in red as a ghost and scares the whole internet. On the variety show where she tries to clear her name, Ren Yu stays true to herself, tears into White Tea, and keeps piling on the bad luck for her rivals! But wait, there are even bigger players? The duck-chasing white moonlight, the unlucky guy who’s being publicly humiliated, and the young master and young miss who follow her onto the show? Ren Yu is dumbfounded. Online, netizens call her a goddess descended from heaven: Thousand-Handed Coffin Yin? And the account posting the comment bears the online handle she used in her past life.