After transmigrating into New Three Kingdoms, I can see Heaven’s Will
A modern-day office drone opens his eyes and finds he’s become Sun Qian, the “omnipresent” lackey in New Three Kingdoms! Even more absurdly, while everyone else relies on strategy to win battles, I rely on “Heaven’s Will bullet comments” whenever I go out:
[Big moment ahead: Yuan Shao is about to recite his family tree and noble pedigree again!]
[Urgent warning: No matter how bloodthirsty Pan Feng’s great axe is, he still can’t beat Hua Xiong!]
[Friendly reminder: Liu Bei is about to yell, “Bring on the music and dancing!”]
As the most dependable worker at Uncle Liu’s side, I use the comments to predict Cao Cao’s “No way!” reaction memes, stop Guan Yu from getting humiliated by his “unrivaled under heaven” boasts, and even hand Zhuge Liang a snarky “shameless” script for his war of words with Wang Lang.
While everyone else competes in political intrigue, I compete in spoilers. While they show off their martial prowess, I bring the memes. With warnings about iconic New Three Kingdoms scenes and modern snark buffs stacked to the max, watch how I, Sun Qian, the all-purpose extra, use Heaven’s Will bullet comments to rewrite absurd plotlines like “the slave of three masters” and “eighty thousand steamed buns,” turning life in a chaotic age into a slapstick comedy.
