I Just Turned Five, and You Want Me to Win Over the Heroine?

[Villain + System + Multiple Heroines + No Powerful Backing + Behind-the-Scenes Scheming + Everyone’s Favorite] Gu Yi had just graduated from college and landed a job with the infamous 996 grind. After celebrating with his girlfriend, he died of alcohol poisoning. By a twist of fate, he was reborn in a parallel-world Blue Star as a little five-year-old. From the start, his gambling-addicted father and his virus-ridden mother abandoned him. Fortunately, there was still a way forward. The appearance of the Heaven-Chosen Villain System gave Gu Yi hope that he could survive. Thinking that binding to a golden finger would let him soar to success and enjoy a wildly extravagant life, he soon discovered that something was off about the System’s missions. [Mission 1: The main storyline will begin within two years. Host, win over Ye Qingcheng, the main heroine of this story, within one month. Mission reward...] [Mission 2: Host, win over Lin Qingxue, the second heroine. Mission reward...] [Mission 3: Host, win over...] Staring at the endless list of missions on the System screen, Gu Yi pointed at himself with one little finger, his face full of disbelief. “I... just turned five, and you want me to win over the heroine?”