Warhammer: How Did I, Sanguinius, Turn into a Cute Little Girl?

Bai Ze transmigrates, and ends up as that noble, elegant, tragic archangel from Warhammer 40K: Sanguinius.

Only she’s a little girl, and a gender-swapped version at that.

It’s hell mode from the start: she’s trapped on an Agri World overrun by an Ork WAAAGH, the Inquisition sees the pair of wings on her back, which haven’t even fully grown in yet, as irrefutable proof she’s a xenos, and all she has to defend herself is a rusty steel rod and a suspiciously silly “Emotion Points System.”

Collect fear, shock, worship, and other emotions, and she can exchange them for anything. Everything from fizzy drinks to an Emperor-class Titan is within reach.

And so, in this dark millennium filled with despair, things start to get a little weird.

Ork warlord: “WAAAGH! Why’s that little grot even tougher than me? Where’s me head?!”

Imperial Guard: “The Emperor has appeared! An angel has descended! Though she looks younger than my little sister!”

Inquisitor: “Heretic! This is heresy! Wait, why does my scanner say she’s a Primarch?”

Khorne: “Promising talent! Come be my champion! ...Wait, why are you holding my great axe and chopping up my daemons?”

The Emperor: “... (silently gives her a thumbs-up and sends her a golden laurel wreath)”

Facing this motley crew of monsters and demons, Bai Ze adjusts the laurel wreath on her head, steps over piles of xenos corpses, and gives them a sweet, wholesome smile.

“Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m no savior, and I’m no Primarch. I’m just a soft, sweet little girl.”