Duan Yu figured he must have had the most pathetic death of any transmigrator. He actually died suddenly while playing an adult game?!
Duan Yu gazed at his handsome reflection in the mirror, feeling a little desperate. "I'm rich and good-looking, my parents are alive, and I've even got a younger sister who isn't related to me by blood? But where's my System?! Where's my bro System?! How did my cheat end up in the hands of some random extra?! And, Master, stay away from me! I don't want to become a traitor to my master!"
Then Duan Yu felt a slightly loose board by his bedside. He pried it up, revealing a small space underneath.
Commentary on the Great Treatise on Response and Retribution (Illustrated Edition)
An Exploration of the Great Way of the Golden Elixir (Secrets of Dual Cultivation)
The Heart Sutra of Taming Women (Secret Teachings of the Hehuan Sect)
The covers looked increasingly respectable, and the titles increasingly sanctimonious. As for the contents... Kids, cover your eyes!
"Bro, I may not inherit everything from you, but when it comes to taste... we're definitely cut from the same cloth!"