Xu Buyi transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation and binds himself to the Sect Karma Conversion System. The stranger his disciples are and the more trouble they cause, the faster he grows stronger.
To become invincible, he swallows his tears and takes in a group of “lunatics” rejected by every major sect.
From then on, the entire world of cultivation goes completely off the rails:
His eldest disciple, Ye Fantian, a terminal revenge addict: “Master! That stray dog that just walked by glared at me! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of it. Never look down on a poor young man! In three years, I’ll come back and take that dog’s life!”
Xu Buyi: “...That’s a Chihuahua. Put the knife down first.”
His second disciple, Gou Changsheng, a paranoid conspiracy theorist: “Master! Big Brother’s breathing faster. Has he been possessed by an extraterrestrial demon? To be safe, I just buried a million kilos of explosive talismans within ten miles of the sect.”
Xu Buyi: “...Your senior brother just ate too much!”
His third disciple, Su Mali, hopelessly lovestruck: “Master, that demonic cult leader may be a mass murderer, but his eyes look so lonely when he looks at me. He must be starved for love. I’m going to reform him!”
Xu Buyi: “...Get back here! That’s killing intent! He’s looking at you like he wants to kill you!”
His fourth disciple, Zhao Gandi, a walking natural disaster: “Master, this NPC... I mean, the sect leader has a health bar over his head! If we take him down, will he drop a divine weapon?”
