Mad Genshin Impact, Here We Go!

I transmigrated to Teyvat and became the “husband” of every goddess.

Nahida accused me of theft, Furina switched to her yandere personality and tormented me, and Aunt Xianyun set up a matchmaking contest on a mountain...

I thought I'd landed in paradise, until I discovered that the previous “Traveler” had long since become a pile of bones in their deranged scripts.

When every man in the city smiled and invited me, “Husband, would you like to play our game?”

I cried.

Because the thing I was bound to wasn't a harem System, but a [Dumb System, a professional host-trapper that occasionally arranges funerals].

Only then did I understand: every ounce of their “love” was a rule that would get me killed.

My only bargaining chip was my nine lives, and "unraveling a murder mystery targeting the world itself in this Teyvat where everyone has gone mad".