Absurd! All My Skills Are Chinese Regional Memes

[Rule-based high martial arts + regional memes + dungeons for everyone + comedy + mind-blowing imagination] Everyone transmigrates into a high martial arts world overrun by exotic beasts and watched by gods. Everyone works hard to awaken powerful domains such as fire, lightning, and swordsmanship. Only Lu Chen awakens a conceptual domain dismissed as useless: [A Cross-Section of Chinese Life]. Everyone mocks him as a “geography tour guide,” until the day an S-rank beast tide surrounds the city and the gods descend, leaving everyone in despair. Calmly, Lu Chen unfolds his **“Shandong Domain”**, sets out a large round table, and points to the seat of honor: “Come on, sit down! The guest can’t leave before the host, and the host can’t leave the table. I don’t mean anything by it, I just want to share a drink with you, Your Divineness!” And so, everything went completely off the rails: [Shandong Mode Activated]: Even the supreme gods have to follow the seating order in my domain! After three cups, the gods get so drunk they hug a utility pole and yell for their moms! [Northeast Mode Activated]: As soon as Lu Chen shouts, “What are you looking at?”, billions of exotic beasts are forced to turn around and shout, “What are you looking at?” back, then enter a mandatory street-fight meltdown! [Yunnan Mode Activated]: Once jian shou qing mushrooms appear, the Cthulhu-like evil gods see little dancing figures filling the sky, question their entire existence, and watch their sanity plummet! [Tianjin Mode Activated]: Incantations for forbidden spells? No! Here, you’re not allowed to let a word fall flat! The moment the Demon Venerable starts speaking, he’s forced into a comedic straight-man routine and his spellcasting gets interrupted! Years later, Lu Chen stands atop the world, riding seven-colored auspicious clouds (actually Tianjin jianbing guozi pancakes), with gods and demons strewn across the ground behind him. He spreads his hands helplessly. “I really wasn’t trying to fight. I just wanted to show everyone the local customs and traditions from across China. How did you all end up on the ground?”