Are You Kidding Me? The Sweeper Monk Insists on Taking Me as His Disciple

Power Fantasy, Overpowered Monk After transmigrating into Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Zhou Li arrives at Shaolin just in time for the apprenticeship ceremony. He awakens the Strongest Martial Monk System, which rewards him with a Zen Heart and Buddha Bones physique. Not only does it boost his cultivation speed by 1,000%, it also comes with a dazzling Buddha-light effect. That day, Buddha light first appeared over Shaolin Temple, while Sanskrit chants filled the air and sandalwood incense wafted through the halls. The eminent monks Xuanci, Xuanku, and others cried, “A Buddha’s chosen one has descended!” and scrambled to take Zhou Li as their disciple. But then the reclusive sweeping monk spoke like a clap of thunder: “This boy is destined to be with this old monk!” From then on, Zhou Li became the grand martial uncle of the abbot, Xuanci. His seniority was so high it was downright terrifying. He mastered the Muscle-Tendon Changing Scripture at a glance, perfected the Finger of Flower Picking after one look, and learned all seventy-two of Shaolin’s supreme skills. The Scripture Pavilion, a place everyone else dreamed of visiting, was his own backyard. He could come and go as he pleased. A saying spread throughout the martial world: “In the south, Murong; in the north, Qiao Feng. Without the wondrous monk, all are naught.” Zhou Li: “I haven’t even left the mountain yet. How have I already become famous throughout the martial world?”