A Video Link Through Time! I Cut Through a Century of National Humiliation with One Sword

[Guardians of Huaxia] + [Historical Sky Screen Projection] + [Erasing National Humiliation] + [Urban] I, Liu Yu, the greatest sword of the primordial world, just want to lie flat in the city and drink cola. But the [Eternal Huaxia Sky Screen] forcibly bound itself to me, streaming a century of national humiliation from the start and forcing me to work overtime! [Projection: Ma Guan] One sword severs the Treaty of Niu Guan, and Dongying sinks three thousand li! [Projection: Ming Dynasty] I split open Heaven’s Gate with my sword and drown a hundred thousand Japanese pirates. Whoever invades Huaxia, no matter how far away, must be killed! [Projection: Yashan] I stride across the sea, hold back the falling heavens, and bring a hundred thousand loyal souls home! [Projection: The Future] When my origin returns to one, I’ll cleave through the ages with a single sword and forge an immortal divine realm for Huaxia! Netizens: “The mysterious power of the East! Who is he? A god, or a weapon from the future?” The Eagle Nation (the United States): “Fuck! Even our space-based weapons can’t find him. We have to make contact!” Above the sky screen, I project across the myriad heavens, my sword pointed through the ages. I’ll reshape the gods of Huaxia myself! Meanwhile, in reality... Liu Yu: “Stop making things up. I’m really not some guardian deity. I just want to finish this bowl of instant noodles, then lie flat until the universe ends.”