Haunted House Sleep Tester: From the Start, I'm Livestreaming a Physical Exorcism

Ye Lingzhe is a staunch materialist and a university philosophy student who works part-time as a haunted-house tester. Facing the camera, he says with a straight face, “Folks, we have to believe in science. There are no vengeful spirits in this world. This is just a macroscopic manifestation of quantum mechanics.” The next second, golden light pours from his body as he punches a vengeful spirit so hard it gets stuck in the wall. Ye Lingzhe: “See? That's the interaction of forces.” The vengeful spirit he barbecued: “He said I was a localized atmospheric pressure difference, then shoved me into a beer can!” A-grade Book Demon: “He tried to reason with me using the Tao Te Ching, and when that didn't work, he gave me a makeover with physical kinetic energy!” Vengeful spirit of the Regent Prince: “He said he'd help me start a rebellion, then turned around and sent me packing with one slash!” Netizen: “Streamer, why is that female ghost clinging to you and crying?” Ye Lingzhe: “Oh, that's to help with my electromagnetic field experiment.” The vengeful spirits: “Please stop explaining things! We'll go get reincarnated right now, okay?!” Tags: Urban fantasy, paranormal livestreaming, comedy, high-martial urban fantasy, folk customs, Rule Horror.