I Drank Toilet Cleaner from the Start, and Even the Campus Belle Freaked Out

[System + high martial arts + absurdity + utter nonsense + wild imagination]

Chen Mo transmigrates into a high-martial wasteland, starting out tens of thousands in debt. His dad is about to sell a kidney, and his little sister is about to be sold off?

At the crucial moment, he awakens the "Moocher Evolution System." The more recklessly he courts death, the stronger he gets!

While everyone else practices martial arts and pops qi-and-blood pills, Chen Mo says, "Boss, give me a bottle of '82 toilet cleaner. I need to gargle!"

While everyone else soaks in medicinal baths filled with rare treasures, Chen Mo asks, "Instructor, why is this pool of lightning plasma out of power? I haven't even scrubbed the grime off yet!"

While everyone else insists on meat infused with spiritual energy, Chen Mo says, "This rebar is so crunchy, and this nuclear battery tastes like strawberries!"

While the upper city's geniuses are still fighting over a single dose of gene serum, Chen Mo has already led a bunch of lunatics who call him "Dad" to drive up the price of the black market's deadly toxic waste by eating it!

Chen Mo: "I'm not targeting anyone in particular. I'm saying all of you here are made of organic matter, and that's just not hardcore enough!"

(This blurb is toxin-free. Please read it while wearing a gas mask!)