I Captured the Empress from the Start, and Now I’m Wearing Cat Ears and Sweeping Floors to Pay Off My Debt

Li Erzhu transmigrates to a universe in the Age of Declining Dharma and inherits a shabby little shop. Inside, he is the supreme Heavenly Dao, and whatever he says becomes law!

[Want to come in? Dance to “Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss” first!]

[Want your injuries treated? Put on cat ears and change into my shop's uniform first!]

[Want to buy an imperial weapon? Sure, first tell the shopkeeper a joke that makes him laugh until he can't breathe!]

The Ice Soul Female Emperor, whose might has shaken the ages, is hunted by the Immortal Court, with her life force about to fade?

Li Erzhu: “Welcome! Want to live? Easy. Sign this 996 work contract selling yourself into servitude!”

Old Mo, the loyal old servant, finds the shop and sees his own empress wearing an apron, massaging the shopkeeper's shoulders and legs. His Dao heart shatters on the spot. “Impossible! His Majesty is tempering her imperial heart! This senior must be an unparalleled being who surpasses the Heavenly Dao!”

An Immortal Court quasi-emperor storms in, striking hard enough to bury the starry river?

Li Erzhu yawns and swats him flying with a backhand. “You're disturbing my nap. Get outside and sing ‘Conquered’ as punishment!”

Years later, when the Lord of the Immortal Court, the Heavenly Emperor, arrives in person, he sees the nine dignified Heavenly Lords of his own court lining up to perform chest-crushing stunts...