A Lesbian Becomes Yi Xiu and Sets Out to Win An Lingrong's Heart

"Dual Female Leads + Pure Love + Both Leads Are Chaste + No Bashing Meizhuang or Zhen Huan"

The female lead is Lingrong. (I don’t dare mess with characters who already have canon pairings.)

I, Xiao Moyu, am twenty-five, a seasoned lesbian and a top-tier internet surfer. After staying up late to binge Empresses in the Palace and furiously posting a hundred insults about Big Fat Ju, everything went black.

When I opened my eyes again, I had become Ula-Nara Yixiu.

That Yixiu who said, “This concubine can’t do it!” The ultimate boss at the top of the harem food chain!

I pinched myself in the bronze mirror. It hurt, so this wasn’t a dream. The face in the mirror was dignified, all right, but between its brows was a resentment that wouldn’t fade, like a dishcloth that hadn’t been changed in ten years.

“No way,” I said, slapping the dressing table. “This palace... no, damn it, I can’t let my whole persona fall apart like this!”

Jianqiu hurried in. “Your Majesty! Is your headache acting up again?”

I looked at her, utterly heartbroken. “Jianqiu, it’s my heart that’s sick. Go find out what incense Consort Hua is using today, what Meizhuang is reading, and whether Lady Wan... is happy today.”

Jianqiu: “?? Your Majesty, shouldn’t we be figuring out how to make the emperor...”

I waved a hand decisively. “The emperor? What emperor? From this day on, the only people in my heart are my sisters!”

My goal is to build a happy sisterhood support club in the Forbidden City!

Big Fat Ju, you’re getting in the way of my team-building!