My Fair Princess: Everyone’s Gone Mad, and the Emperor Can’t Take It Anymore

[Hilarious, ridiculous comedy + mind reading + everyone’s darling + wish fulfillment]

I wake up to find that I, Xiao Yanzi, a level-ten queen of snark, have become Princess Huanzhu.

The Forbidden City? Just one enormous reality show set!

Reciting idioms? I translate “at thirty, one stands firm” as “thirty people stand up.”

Learning the rules? I take Ziwei and Jinsuo to perform the subject-three dance in the imperial garden.

The Empress gives me a hard time? I whip out a megaphone. “Your Majesty, I must report that the Empress is having an affair, ”

The whole place falls silent. I deliver the finishing blow: “, with Nanny Rong! She stabs my little effigy every day!”

The Emperor laughs right off his throne and onto the floor. “This girl is the source of all my joy!”

Just as I’m having the time of my life, I suddenly gain the ability to hear everyone’s thoughts.

[Yongqi: She’s so different. I love her!]

[Erkang: This family would fall apart without me!]

[The Empress: (gritting her teeth) My migraine is really about to flare up!]

Then I hear the kindest Qing’er think: [Oh? This unexpected variable is interesting.]

And the Emperor, who seems so imposing, is screaming in his heart:

[Someone, get me back on my feet! I can watch Xiao Yanzi perform eight hundred more times!]