【Wits and Strategy + Pop-Culture Jokes + Satisfying Power Fantasy】
“What?! You sold toys as weapons to terrorists in the Far East and scammed them out of tens of millions of dollars?!”
The big shot in the white shirt at the Public Security Bureau was completely stunned!
“They said they wanted to buy toys, and I happened to be selling toys. How was I supposed to know they meant the real deal?”
With handcuffs on, Wei Jun spoke with perfect composure, convinced he hadn't done anything wrong.
“What?! You bought a toy and ended up luring out an entire spy organization?!”
The big shot at the Ministry of State Security was numb with disbelief. He'd had years of professional training, and yet he couldn't hold a candle to some young guy?
“Aw, it was no big deal!”
Wei Jun was exceedingly modest.
“Terrifying, absolutely terrifying! He's a total outlaw!”
The group insisted that Wei Jun had to be sent to prison.
In the end, the court sentenced Wei Jun to prison for a whole list of charges, including fraud, attempted arms dealing, espionage, and war crimes.
“What? You say you were smuggling weapons when you came in? War crimes? Espionage?!”
The other inmates regarded him with newfound respect. This guy was the real deal!
“I'm going to rot in here. Don't envy me.”
A few days later.
“What?! You got an extra sentence for smuggling weapons?!”
The other inmates were even more impressed. Man, you're incredible!
