"My husband went to a hotel room with your wife!" "Do you want to get back at them?" Just as I was about to leave for work, a sexy young woman barged in and stared straight at me as she asked. 1. "What gives you the right to slander my wife?" Hearing someone spread rumors that my wife had cheated, I immediately started cursing. "Don't think I won't hit you just because you're a woman!" "My wife may be lazy, have a bit of a temper, and not be very pretty, but that doesn't give you the right to slander her. She would never cheat!" "Besides, my wife is already three months pregnant!" "Just what are you..."