Showbiz: Honey, Stop Pinching Me, I’ll Swell Up

[One heroine + showbiz + sweet daily life + living off his wife while still calling the shots + laugh-out-loud comedy] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Yun only wanted to look after his little bookshop and live a happy, lazy life. But his secretly married wife, the nation’s beloved diva Lin Qingwan, seemed to have other ideas. She wasn’t just clingy, she was also a full-blown “face-pinching maniac”! “Honey, this new song is missing something. Let me pinch your face for inspiration!” “Honey, I’m stuck on the script for my next show. Come here so I can pinch your cheeks!” Su Yun covered his swollen, reddened cheeks and watched the aloof, haughty diva on TV, close to tears. Who could have guessed that the untouchable goddess everyone saw in public would come home craving not just his body, but his face too? To save his face from further torment, Su Yun was forced to get to work. He casually tossed out a song, “Legend,” and helped his wife win a Golden Melody Award. He wrote a script for “The Knockout” on a whim and won his wife the Best Actress award. As long as his wife stopped pinching his face, he’d even become the godfather of the entertainment world for her! Many years later, a reporter asked Su Yun, “God Su, what inspires you to create?” Su Yun touched his face and sighed wearily. “Reducing the swelling.”