Getting Beaten Permanently Raises My Defense, Please Beat Me to Death

The new book’s rating just came in. It’s going to drop (not really) (Please don’t drop, I’m begging you on my knees.)

In the high-martial-arts era, Lin Fan awakens the most useless F-rank talent. His school beauty girlfriend dumps him in public, and the school bully tramples and humiliates him. “You’re trash. You’re not even qualified to be my punching bag!”

Lin Fan smiles.

Because his talent has mutated! [Indestructible Divine Body]! Every time he gets hit, his defense permanently increases!

And that’s not all: every five levels, he even gets to choose one of three divine skills!

[Ding! Sustained punch damage. Defense +1!]

[Ding! Burned by flames. Fire resistance +1, defense +1!]

[Ding! Defense level increased! Congratulations, Host, you’ve gained the divine passive skill: Thornmail (100% damage reflection)!]

When the school bully corners Lin Fan in an alley again with a group of goons, Lin Fan spreads his arms, looking blissful. “Please, hit me as hard as you can!”

The next second, they hit Lin Fan, but each one spits blood, with bones broken and tendons torn!

The school bully is stunned, the school beauty is dumbfounded, and the whole world goes mad!

“I told you to hit me. I didn’t tell you to beat yourselves to death!”

Years later, when a world-ending demon god descends and destroys the heavens and earth with a single strike, humanity is plunged into despair.

Lin Fan steps forward to stand before everyone and sighs.

“Ugh, I have to get beaten up again.”