After transmigrating into Water Margin, my golden finger turned out to be the KPI Performance Management and Upward Management Skills I had mastered in my previous life.
I thought I might end up as an office manager at best. I never expected that, in this chaotic age, they would become divine abilities!
Scenario One: Dividing the spoils.
I used KPI assessment methods to draw up a “3232” plan for splitting the loot.
The result: my father-in-law, the prefect, switched sides on the spot, grabbed my hand, and said, “Dear son-in-law, let's form an alliance. The whole Cheng family will follow you!”
Me: (stunned) Wait, I was just dividing up the bonus. How did I become a strategic investor?
Scenario Two: Recruiting heroes.
I used “vision-based incentives” on Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi, dangling the grand promise of “recovering Yanyun.”
The result: the two bandit chiefs begged to join my “Dark Dragon” organization, becoming my most loyal subordinates.
Me: Th-this is just the same empty promises companies make at team-building events. How is it working so well?
Scenario Three: Bribing a superior.
I packaged five thousand taels of gold as a “military funds disbursement report” and presented it to the great villain Tong Guan.
The result: Tong Guan looked at me with admiration and immediately put me on the list of promising talents worthy of major responsibilities.
Me: I thought powerful ministers were supposed to be difficult to deal with. Why is he easier to fool than my department director in my previous life?
Oh no, I think I've turned the Song court into one giant career-building game.
And my goal is to climb all the way to CEO, in other words, the Dragon Throne!
It's okay, worth a look