Exiled After the Property Seizure, I Empty the National Treasury and Raise My Kids to Rebel

Sheng Yunxi [Level-Ten Expert in Unhinged Literature] X Pei Wang [Scheming, Disabled Prince Pretending to Be Ill]

On the first day after she transmigrates, an imperial edict arrives: her family is to be confiscated and exiled! The original owner was so terrified she hanged herself. When Sheng Yunxi arrives and sees her best-quality relatives panicking, wailing, and crying to the heavens, she grins, happier than a ghost.

Instead of breaking down in tears, she charges into the room of the wicked mother-in-law who used to abuse her and slaps her three meters across the room. “Why are you crying? Save your strength for the road and cry then!”

Then she uses her space’s “stasis” ability to empty not only her own palace, but also the imperial palace while she’s at it. The national treasury? Taken! The imperial kitchens? Taken! She even scrapes every last bit of gold leaf off the emperor’s throne! The emperor’s beloved jade seal? She takes it to crack walnuts! The freshly prepared Manchu-Han Imperial Feast? She takes it for a midnight snack! She even catches every koi in the imperial garden, leaving the emperor only a note: “No need to thank me. I’m Lei Feng.”

When the soldiers sent to confiscate the family’s property finally kick the door in, they find a palace stripped bare, cleaner than a face, and Sheng Yunxi sitting nonchalantly in an empty space with two adorable children, chomping on chicken legs.

The soldiers’ commander roars, “Where are all the valuables?”

Sheng Yunxi blinks innocently and points at her best-quality second uncle. “They’re all in his belly. Want to cut him open and check?”