I Am Cultivating Immortality on Earth: the Social Beast Is Actually the King of the Universe

"CBD at three o'clock in the morning, I'm either working overtime or cultivating immortality!" A social animal worked overtime in the forest and was on the verge of sudden death. He was hit by an alien cultivating detector and was bound to the "Earth's spiritual energy absorption system". From then on, he started an outrageous life: using the company printer to copy talismans, working overtime hours to redeem magic weapons, optimizing KPIs in the underworld with Excel sheets, racing with evil ghosts on electric donkeys, and delivering the Tao Te Ching to aliens on the back of the moon. The resurgence of spiritual energy has swept the world. Square dancing aunts practice ancient exercises, Taoist priests use QR codes to collect incense money, and aliens disguise themselves as Internet celebrities and live broadcast introductions to immortality. When the local civil servants go on strike to protest electronic paper money, and an alien fleet disguises itself as a meteor swarm to invade, Lin Ye discovers: It turns out that the Earth has long been included in the Galaxy Cultivation Examination, and he, a social animal who fishes every day, is actually the key to saving the Earth! He draws talismans with his left hand to fight evil spirits, and rubs fireballs with his right hand to blast UFOs. In between, he has to find time to teach aliens how to pass the Level 4 Chinese Immortal Cultivation Test. Let's see how the social animal Lin Ye relies on the book "Five Years and Three Years of Immortality Cultivation Simulation" to build the earth into the most complicated immortality examination room in the universe amidst the three-party melee between gods, ghosts, aliens, and all human beings. Finally, he counterattacks and becomes the "CEO of the Earth Cultivation Management Committee" and reaches the pinnacle of the universe's most powerful person!