One-Shot Deals for 9.9 Yuan: Trading Instant Noodles for the Female Emperor

[A portal between two worlds + interworld trading + invincible mastermind + the only one with supernatural powers + one heroine/multiple love interests] Chen Fan was chopping a price on Pinduoduo when he unexpectedly snapped up a [cultivation world on the brink of death] for just 9.9 yuan! He thought it was a scam, but it turned out his own bathroom really did lead to another world! Spiritual energy had dried up here, civilization had collapsed, and a single drop of water could fetch ten thousand taels of gold. One white-flour bun could make a saintess swoon! Looking at the starving cultivators everywhere, Chen Fan quietly brought over a case of bottled water and some Master Kong braised beef noodles from Earth. … From then on, the cultivation world changed completely. The aloof sect leader: “Immortal Chen Fan, this bottle of ‘Happy Fat Guy Water’ contains the supreme Dao! I’ll trade you our sect’s most precious treasure for it!” The peerless Demon Venerable: “Please, give me another cigarette! I’d walk through fire and water for you!” Earth’s richest man: “Master Chen, is that little ball of mud in your hand really the legendary life-extending pill? One billion! I’ll take it!” Chen Fan: “Don’t rush. Get in line! You there, Empress, right? Here, have this bag of spicy strips!” [The blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story for thrills that’ll make your scalp tingle!]