They Call Me a Humanoid Nuclear Warhead, So They Want Me to Join the Military?

[One-Punch Man physique from the start]

Su Qi just wants to deliver food, play with dogs, and occasionally admire beautiful women, living a laid-back life where lying flat is justice.

Then one day, he accidentally sneezes in the street and brings down half a building.

The Dragon Shield Bureau's female battle goddess, Ye Qingshuang, corners him in an alley.

“Comrade Su Qi, please come with us.”

“What for? I don't hire prostitutes, gamble, or owe anyone money. I just sneezed. Is that a crime?”

Ye Qingshuang expressionlessly produces a sheet of A4 paper. “Under Article 3 of the National Regulations on the Management of Supernatural Powers, you are suspected of possessing power beyond the limits of humanity. You are hereby officially conscripted. Your codename: Human Nuclear Bomb!”

Su Qi: “Holy crap? Does the state cover food and housing, plus social insurance and a housing fund? If not, I'll think about it.”

Ye Qingshuang: “It does! You'll also get a luxury villa, a private chef, and a monthly allowance of more than ten billion.”

Su Qi's eyes light up. “Deal! But let's be clear: I'm only here to lie flat. Fighting is hard, dirty work. Let the underlings handle it whenever possible. If there's really no other choice, I'll think about it.”

From then on, a seemingly frivolous but outrageously powerful lazy fish is forced by the state onto the path of saving the world.

He wanted to be a hidden mastermind, but his strength won't let him. He keeps accidentally shocking the world and, along the way, rubbing the villains who look down on him into the dirt.

“What? You say I'm uneducated? I can punch your busted aircraft carrier to pieces!”

“You want me to go to school? Fine, I'll teach the principal how to cultivate!”

“Flirting with girls? Isn't the female battle goddess the one who keeps showing up on my doorstep?”