[Beast Taming + Evolution + Self-interest + Absolutely no self-sacrifice + A rational madman protagonist]
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I was in midair, had just transmigrated, and the original owner had jumped off a building.
With a splat, Song Ci hit the ground and was reduced to a bloody mess. But it didn't matter: he discovered that every time he died, he could reset his transmigration and refresh his golden finger.
To get the most powerful god-tier talent, Song Ci didn't hesitate to follow the original owner's example and leap off the rooftop.
The second time, he got the useless [X-Ray Vision]. Dead!
The thirty-eighth time, he got the worthless [Ancient Martial Arts Inheritance]. Dead!
Then, on his ninety-ninth attempt, Song Ci arrived in a parallel world where everyone tamed beasts.
A disastrous start: a million in high-interest debt was due tomorrow, and the Void Dragon egg he'd bought at the cost of his entire fortune had been switched for a useless Waterdrop Bug with no combat ability. He became a laughingstock at school.
But Song Ci smiled.
He'd rolled the ultimate panel: the Extreme Survival Evolution System. As long as his pet beast survived extreme conditions, it could endlessly extract resistances and forcibly evolve!
Looking at the Waterdrop Bug on the desk, almost invisible to the naked eye, Song Ci recognized what it really was: the toughest microscopic creature on Earth, the absolutely immortal tardigrade!
“If it can't die, then I'll train it until it nearly does!”
And so, the most deranged beast tamer on the entire internet was born.
While other people's pet beasts ate high-grade energy cubes, Song Ci's tardigrade withstood temperatures of ten thousand degrees in a microwave.
While other people's pet beasts did gentle stretches, Song Ci's tardigrade took a bath in liquid nitrogen at minus two hundred degrees.
At the national league, as it faced the world-ending breath of a mythical dragon, a nearly invisible insect stepped in front of it.
The next second, it threw a punch, and the dragon was blown to smithereens!