Journey to the West: I'm the River God of Concepts! I Talked Tathagata into a Cripple

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, Qin He became a wild river god with no official position in the Three Realms.

Luckily, he awakened the [Concept River God System]. As long as he was within a river, he was invincible!

From the start, he ran into a monkey fishing for his cudgel. Qin He surfaced with a smile:

"Young monkey, did you drop this Golden Cudgel, this silver cudgel, or this iron cudgel?"

Sun Wukong flew into a rage: "Mine was gold to begin with!"

"Oh? Then would you like to try this 'conceptual edition' Golden Cudgel, the one that can knock the Tathagata senseless and throw Heaven's Path into chaos?"

From then on, the style of Journey to the West gradually fell apart:

When Chang'e dropped a radish, he fished up a "Chaos Radish" capable of blowing up Guanghan Palace.

When the Queen of the Women's Kingdom dropped a man, he fished up a "Karmic Tribulation of Love" that could make even a sage blush.

When the Underworld came looking for trouble, he upgraded the Book of Life and Death into a "Prehistoric Household Register"...

Until at the foot of Lingshan, the Tathagata gazed at the smiling Qin He on the river's surface, and the three dazzling models of the Great Thunderclap Temple in his hands, falling into deep thought:

"Young Tathagata, did you drop this golden Lingshan, this silver Lingshan, or this shabby temple... that can help me become a mortal?"

Qin He rested his chin in his hand and chuckled:

"Young Buddha, don't be in such a hurry.

Your golden lotus just fell into my river. Let's... take our time and talk."