Anime Crossover: My Absurd Diary Comes True, and the Whole World Bursts Out Laughing

After transmigrating into an anime crossover world and keeping his head down for 23 years, Lin Bai binds himself to a diary-made-real System. System: “Please publish all your past diaries. They will be livestreamed worldwide.” Lin Bai: “Wait! Those are from my chuuni phase!!” “On Pretending to Be Ordinary After Reincarnating Billions of Times” “Jujutsu Sorcerers Are All Unlucky Corporate Slaves. I Recommend a Class-Action Labor Arbitration” “Geto Suguru: Having Small Eyes Isn’t a Sin, But Being Illiterate Is” “Gojo Satoru Is Sealed? His Students Should Inherit His Estate” “A Word of Advice for Those with Superpowers: Stop Fighting and Go Write” The moment the diary comes out, the whole world laughs itself silly: “Hahahahaha, how much has this author had to drink?” “The support group for fellow patients is next door. Turn left on your way out. We won’t walk you there!” “I’m dying. ‘Rescue people from hell’? Do you think the underworld is your backyard?” Until At the decisive battle, Geto Suguru suddenly whips around. “Who said I’m guaranteed to die today?!” For the first time, Gojo Satoru’s Six Eyes tremble. “These words… they have no cursed energy?!” Kusuo Saiki stares at his coffee jelly in silence. “I can’t block it…” The Ability Special Affairs Division forms a task force overnight. “Investigate! Who is this author?!” Later, as the whole world watches one outrageous statement after another in the diary become reality, everyone is so terrified they fall to their knees: The most evil curse user clutches the diary and defects in the middle of the night. “Where’s Brain? I’ll help you fondue him!” The Tenth Vongola Boss trembles. “I really am your disciple?!” The Black Organization’s hardest worker lights a cigarette and ponders. “Losing to the Creator God isn’t shameful.” The dragon maid twirls around with her tail raised. “Master, let’s be together forever~” “On Writing a Universe on a Whim, Only to Have the Entire Anime Crossover World Come Knocking.”