Urban Thunder God: Trading in the Celestial Court

After being struck by lightning, I became Heaven's exclusive supplier.

The Jade Emperor traded his "Mind-Reading" for my 6G phone. His reason: "If you can reply instantly, who still needs to go to the trouble of reading minds?"

Erlang Shen traded his "Heavenly Eye" for a complete surveillance system. As he left, he even grumbled, "It records in crystal-clear quality and lets you replay the footage. Who needs a Howling Celestial Dog?"

I thought I'd found a shortcut to fortune, until Heaven's anti-pornography and piracy bureau came knocking, accusing me of illegally importing foreign technology and disrupting public order in the immortal realm...

Meanwhile, the mighty cultivators of the mortal world cornered me against a wall. "Kid, do you have any more of those rocket launchers you sold to the immortals?"