My name is Lin Yi, and I’m a rideshare driver. My navigation is a little off: every time I enter a tunnel, it takes me straight to Qin Shi Huang’s office. I thought I could go home as soon as I finished the ride, but then the System told me: unless I refine an elixir of immortality, I can forget about returning to the modern era! Even more absurdly, an assassin from the future is hunting me down, claiming I’ve disrupted history. Now the emperor is waiting for me to produce an elixir, and the assassin is waiting to kill me. I really can’t keep showing up for this lousy job another day!