Dating Show: I Roast Bai Lu from the Start, and She Cringes on the Spot

On the dating show “A Heartwarming Summer,” the other contestants are busy manufacturing couples, showing off their affection, and crafting devoted personas.

But Zhou Yun, with sheer force of will, turns the dating show into a hilarious parade of public embarrassment.

“Mr. Zhou Yun, why did you decide to join the dating show ‘A Heartwarming Summer’?”

Facing the camera, Zhou Yun flashes a bright smile. “Because the appearance fee is generous.”

“If you had to choose between a girlfriend and gaming, which would you pick?”

“Lanling King. I’m insanely good with Lanling King.”

“Then what’s your ideal type?”

“Five-foot-seven, under a hundred pounds, blonde twin tails, tsundere personality. A little yandere would be even better. Her family needs to own a mine, and she has to know how to pilot a Gundam.”

Asked about his attitude toward love, he delivers his closing statement without hesitation: “The wise don’t fall in love. Adults get foot massages.”

Then national goddess Bai Lu meets him for the first time and tries to make polite conversation: “Have you seen any of my work?”

Zhou Yun answers solemnly, loudly reciting the fan chant Bai Lu most wants buried, right in front of the entire nation:

“Milk-white skin, Bai Mengyan! Peerless beauty, Bai Mengyan! Fairy descended to earth, Bai Mengyan!”

At that moment, the smile on Bai Lu’s face fractures piece by piece, and the livestream explodes!

Viewers: What kind of dating-show disaster is this? Variety-show gods, please bless this man!

Director: Where’s my emergency heart medicine?!

Bai Lu: Zhou Yun! Don’t come any closer!