Xiao Fan transmigrates to a parallel world. Before he can enjoy his carefree life, his mom forces him to join a dating show.
His celebrity partner is none other than the hugely popular actress Bai Lu!
On the show, the other contestants are busy flaunting their romance, building their public images, and sticking to their scripts. Xiao Fan, meanwhile, just does whatever he wants, embracing his nature as a man!
“What kind of romance do you want to have on the show?”
“Date? Who dates these days? Isn't it better to enjoy your freedom on your own?”
“Then what would your ideal girlfriend be like?”
“She'd know how to do laundry and cook, take care of the kids and dress up, make money and look after the home. She'd spend her own money on herself and chip in for the household and for me. In the end, she'd be self-reliant, bring a generous dowry and ask for a modest bride price, and get her figure back after having a baby. She'd be understanding and reasonable, keep our parents healthy, be broad-minded and magnanimous, and not get mad when her in-laws argue. She'd be beautiful and fragrant, virtuous and dignified. Now that's pretty ideal.”
Ha! You mean an imaginary girlfriend!
“Fan, this is my first relationship. You'll have to be patient with me.”
“It's my first relationship too, so why should I indulge you? Men and women are equal now. Neither of us has to spoil the other. If you need a smack, you'll get one; if you need a scolding, you'll get one!”
“Say a few words to the audience before we wrap up.”
“The wise stay out of love. Adults get their feet washed and enjoy a massage!”
Just three lines were enough to make Bai Lu completely lose it on the spot, her eyes brimming with tears.
Bai Lu: Xiao Fan! Don't you come near me!
To be honest, this book is really good, especially the part where you completely broke the defense of White Deer. I hope this author can update it quickly, maybe with a little more force.