The Four-Year-Old Little Devil! I Get Grandpa Ancestral Dragon to Beat Up My Dad

In class, I made the teacher so furious that he resigned on the spot,

then ran straight to the First Emperor to complain.

But when my grandpa Ying Zheng heard the story, he said:

“My grandson

has the makings of a great emperor!”

When faced with the teacher’s fury,

I shot back, “A Kun is so huge, you couldn’t fit it in a pot!”

When faced with my uncle Hu Hai, who eyed me like a tiger stalking its prey,

I stole his prized horse

and kicked him right into a dung pit!

My father, Fusu, wanted to teach me a lesson?

I made him the first person in the Qin dynasty to fly!

I casually said I wanted the Imperial Seal to play with,

and Ying Zheng actually gave it to me!

I complained that bamboo slips were too heavy,

so I brought out papermaking and movable-type printing,

then casually rolled out nine years of compulsory education in every school!