The Demon Emperor Takes Over My Body: Who Wants to Be a Simp Now?

【No Saintly Do-Gooder + Decisive and Ruthless + Smart Protagonist + Subverts the Usual Tropes + Urban Cultivation + High Martial Arts + Won't Suffer in Silence + No Frustrating Plot Points】 Tired of the same old urban-novel tropes? The fiancée breaking off the engagement, or a grandson meeting some old man and getting a villa just for showing his face? You won't find any of that in this book! The author was sick of those tropes too, so he wrote his own story! He conquered the Primordial Immortal Realm and fought across the Eternal Demon Domain. The supreme Demon Emperor of his age was Ye Pingsheng. He abdicated the throne, willingly burning up his imperial blood to reverse time and space. Together with his brother, the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Venerable Ye Tian (a husky), he returned to the Blue Star he had yearned for, his hometown, and took over a body to be reborn. But his old home had changed beyond recognition, and his parents' whereabouts in his previous life were a mystery. On his first day back at school, he was dismissed as a pathetic simp pestering the campus beauty, and as an ordinary mortal anyone could bully. With spiritual energy scarce in this world, how can the Demon Emperor become an Undying Emperor-Preceptor? How can Ye Pingsheng, with his mortal bones, defy the heavens and embark on the path of cultivation, transforming himself beyond recognition? The Heaven-Swallowing Demon Venerable, who was reborn in the body of a husky, is his most reliable, closest, and strongest companion, as well as the comic relief. Once-mighty figures who now mock him, scheming scions of wealthy families, and the glittering clamor of the city colliding with a Demon Emperor's ruthless resolve. Hidden beneath the sparse modern cityscape are secrets of ancient cultivation ruins... He seeks family, love and vengeance, takes charge of the business world, and uncovers the secrets of this realm. Watch as a generation's Demon Emperor rises once more to the peak amid the murky tides of the mortal world! This is an urban cultivation tale about a man who returns still young, and a new A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, rekindled amid the bustle of everyday life. Trust me, click in! A non-mainstream urban novel that will leave you thoroughly satisfied!