Rules of the Strange? I'll Take Everyone Out
Reborn three days before I was to be sacrificed, I went straight to the police and turned myself in.
“Officer, I joined a pyramid scheme. I want to report it.”
After the whole operation was busted, the evil god could only rage helplessly at the scene of its impending arrival.
“Where are my sacrifices? What happened to that huge batch of sacrifices?”
I hid behind the police car, snickering, but the new consultant caught me red-handed.
His gaze was deep behind his gold-rimmed glasses. “Miss, you have the scent of death about you.”
