Naruto: You Call This a Regular Genin?

Han Feng transmigrates to the Hokage world. After being reborn ninety-nine times, he decides to lie flat for good in this life and become an utterly ordinary Genin. To stay ordinary until the finale, he makes a wish with the System’s final blessing: “Set all my attributes to the average for the shinobi world!” However, it seems the System’s calculations are off by just a tiny bit: Average chakra = (Kaguya Otsutsuki + a newborn baby) ÷ 2 = half a God Tree Fruit! Average physique = (immortal Ten-Tails + fragile civilian) ÷ 2 = can tank an S-rank jutsu without a scratch! Average comprehension = (all-knowing and all-powerful + an idiot) ÷ 2 = learn every forbidden technique at a glance! And so, the shinobi world’s most terrifying “ordinary Genin” is born. He wants to keep a low profile, but shatters Orochimaru’s worldview when Konoha is destroyed; he wants to make money, but casually recruits Zabuza and Haku as employees at a seafood factory; he wants to slack off, but pokes a hole in Uchiha Sasuke’s Perfect Susanoo with one finger. “I really am just an ordinary person. I only want to work nine to five and refuse to get caught up in the rat race!” Han Feng looks at Orochimaru and Lord Madara trembling on their knees before him and sighs helplessly.